>>We're the contest events ceremony thank you, everyone to be here. Give you several
yourselves a hand for being here. We are really glad you made it out. Glad you can see by
how this is going to taking a lot of effort to get this done. And he has been doing it for the
last five years. Maybe two or three should have been doing it instead of just one. And really
we found a way to fuck it up. Let's talk about the asshole we're going to bring up on‑
stage, he is running all of the country test events for the past five years. [ Applause ] >>
Thank you, guys. Everybody enjoyed Def Con 22, right? [ Applause ] I'm not going to let
cats out of the bag, but we have very, very big surprises next year. I'm stepping down from
context events and villages. Your friend, drifter will be taken over villages, contests
and events will be taken over by the two have done it all of this year. In fact, I have been super
fucking lazy. I have been going since Def Con 6. These guys have been busting ass taking care of
me. A big hand for them. [ Applause ] Anyway, I'm going to hand it back over to them. I
want to thank you, all again for your participation and coming out and making Def Con 22 or
special. You guys being involved and participating, versus just observing and taking place in
the contests and events and being part of what Def Con is, is really what makes it special.
So thank you. >> This awards ceremony is officially started. All right. We're going start
with the scavenger hunt. Please step forward real quick. [ Applause ] As they come up here,
I want to let you guys know we have random stuff from the different contest as very visual
part of Def Con. We have gong, token ring, and rascals and pirate ships and everything.
This is a great visual way to enjoy Def Con. So without further ado, scav hunt. [
Applause ] >> I would like to start off by saying I'm sorry. But that would be a lie. The
savhunt, we had 152 items on the list this year, plus a floppy disk full of extra challenges.
We had 40 teams sign‑ up and six teams of heavy competitors and we have T‑ shirts over there.
The ‑ ‑ the ‑ ‑ the race for first and second was really close. The race for third and
fourth was really close. And it came down to noon today with people turning in their final
items. So without further ado. Oh, my team. I'm Salem. Mofoe, Zohra, Hilda, Kay, and vuggy.
Here are the winners. [ Applause ] >> So, fifth place, single player, got 87 points. Single
place ‑ ‑ or, fifth place, but single person. New to Def Con. Fourth place, new to Def Con got
98 points. [ Applause ] Third place got can, was from Italy and currently on a plane to
Italy. And they got 124 points. [ Applause ] They're team, Calvin & Hobbes. Second place,
team Adam with 167 points. [ Applause ] You may know team Adam as VZ9 for 9. And the
winning team with a total of 214 points ‑ ‑ Julian Assange great victims. First, second, and
third can come up and get their shit! [ Applause ] Thank you. [ Applause ] >> All right. Well,
that's a good way to start a ceremony. Get them rowdy and crazy ones out of the way first.
All right. We're going to switch gears a little bit to something a little bit more serious since
we got your attention and the blood flowing. Every year for the last six years we have been
doing this thing called be the Max. The partnership with the American registry of bone
marrow. People need bone marrow transplants a lot of them. We have a lot of white people doing
registrations. We don't have a lot of non white people. If you are a nonwhite person, we
really, really need your samples. Please keep that in mind. We did want to mention a
couple of things of we got the second best record this year for sign‑ up, 112. The record was
two years ago at 150. As of this year, we were running with exactly one match at Def Con
because of this initiative. And I got a‑ ‑ twitter message about six months ago saying, hey, I
saw you on‑ stage yelling at me for not signing up. I signed up next years. Six months later
someone called me and said I was a match, I saved an 8‑ year‑ old girl's life. So that is kind
of big news. [ Applause ] So we have exactly two of you that, that made it happen and saved
somebody's life because of this initiative here. I definitely would encourage everybody here
to check it out in the contest area next year. It is very simple, you fill out a form, do
a cotton swab. I'm being told to drink, from the serious one. Come on. >> What is the point.
You are up there ‑ ‑ >> There you go. All right. So ‑ ‑ oh, geez, what the heck was that? [
Laughter ] Any rate, it is, this is ‑ ‑ something that is very easy to sign‑ up for, not like
blood where you cannot swab if you were drinking the night before. They swab your cheek,
and go on a merry way, and maybe they will give you a call in six months or 12 years, but they
might give you a call. And the big thing that people are concerned about is transplant,
paint and surgery. It is outpatient it is four hours you come in and do your things for
four hours there are nice couches and DVDs and then you leave and your part is done.
Some parts of the transplants you have a Charlie horse for a day. It doesn't hurt. It is not
a big deal. I have personally done one myself. I can attest to the fact you need to get here
next year. Oh, thank you. I have the gong thing, anyways. Moving onto the next slide. [ Applause
] All right. Thank you, guys. All right. Mohawk, Mohawk, do you want to come up here? Ed?
Ed, calling Ed. Check in. >> Hello. I'm Ed with Mohawk, how are you guys doing? [ Applause ]
Beer. All right. We did ‑ ‑ I don't see too many Mohawks in here. Where are my Mohawks at
some stand up? Yeah! Thank you. [ Applause ] We actually tried to do a head count, we did 255
Mohawks. We raised just for the EFF$4,220.76. >> 420. >> 380 of that was made just at the
summit, and renderman raised $455.76 of that. Hackers for charity. $1,820, making a grand
total of $6,040.76. [ Applause ] Also ‑ ‑ they have, any of you guys are affiliated with hacker
spaces we offer the capability of getting free money from us. Bring a box to our booth next
year, you get free money. This year the only one that showed up was hack. They raised $213 for
themselves. [ Applause ] Thank you. >> All right. Next up. This is a pretty fun little contest.
And pretty good turnout, as far as I'm aware. Up next is Def Con box. Do we have anyone from Def
Con box? Run, forest, run! So Def Con box was around 2004‑ 2008, we brought it back this
year and made it more software oriented. Basically our contestants had to make robots
that shot lasers at moving targets. It is as hard as it sounds. The first place winner
is TMX. Come on up, you don't have to say anything. [ Applause ] So they have to build the
hardware, they have to do the electronics and program it. It is really complex. These guys
did it and made it to the second wave. We will be back next year, similar contest. Come check out.
Thank you. [ Applause ] >> All right. Hackers against humanity. If you didn't know this game is
a horrible game for horrible people. These are the top three worst people at Def Con. You
should not get within 100 feet of these people. So we had a chrome cast game here, one of
them was so pissed off at the chrome cast failing, he changed his name to chrome cast fail.
And we have decks of cards we were selling raising money for EFF. Yada, yada. I don't know
what else to say about it. Are the teams in the room? Okay. There is one guy. Come on up. [
Applause ] All right. Third place gets this Atari 2600ET. [ Applause ] Yeah. And worst game
ever. And we got first place up here, second apparently, but checked out for lunch. First
place gets sneakers on laser disk. [ Applause ] And first place, first place we're going
to in it to let you be a complete jerk at Def Con next year, come see us for your free
rascal rental for next year's Def Con. All right. We had TPCPIP drinking game this year.
This was asked to be brought back by dark tangent. He bought us a keg of beer and only about
13 people showed up. So 13 people had fun with the keg of beer this year. The turns out 12
of them had too much fun, because the network contest people won twice in a row. The
person that was up here representing was actually on ‑ ‑ was actually just finished
writing a book that is the new Bible of TCPIP illustrated. He was pretty well‑ versed and
crushed everyone else. So thank you to all of them. Congratulations. [ Applause ]
All right. >> You call out the one fucking mistake they make. >> We have a neck beard in the
audience. Now, we have the pitch my rascal guy cans. They can come up. We only had one teach
entered this year. They happened be the best fricken pitched out rascal. It is a pirate ship
that launches marshmallows from a canon. Can we get a demo? Let's see the canon. [ Applause
] So you might have seen the other rascal running around here with the 1200 what sound system.
That was the organizers of the contest. They could not enter. They don't win a prize. They
are just losers. So we have five 15 years old. All five of them will get rascals paid for five
days each next year at Def Con. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. [ Applause ] All
right. We have to beverage cooling contest people in the house. Beverage cooling contest.
Come on forward. Double time. >> So this year we have the tenth annual beverage cooling
contraction contest. It has been going for 10 years. Awesome. And we had three winners ‑ ‑ any
winners here? Team Hebrew. Team ad hoc ‑ ‑ this man ‑ ‑ has the most winning and the most
participating, except for many team Hebrew in the history of the thing. And ‑ ‑ they might
be on a plane. This guy had the coolest science, he forced CO2 into a liquid state. It forced
him three times to get the right. But ‑ ‑ it was really neat. It was so hot out there, I
gave them their prizes early and we all had cold beers. [ Applause ] >> All right. And the
true spirit of the hacker conference. We could not go without having the badge
contest. That's who is next. Counterfeit badge contest. Come on up. [ Applause ] >> Hi. I'm
arachus, this is kitty subursa. This is the first year for a new contest. We had so many
people wanting to be part of it. We had to modify the contest rules a little bit to apply
freeform entry. Folks wanted to do human badges this year. We said, okay we'll take it. We
ended up having three different badges that you could counter fit ‑ ‑ counterfeit and we had
some amazing entries. >> So we ended up getting one from each of the categories that we ended
up accepting. So that's urber, the human, and the queer badge and loss badge. We received
about eight entries, or nine, I'm sorry. They were just above and beyond our expectations. So
it is really great for our first year here. And I guess talk about the winner? >> Yeah. First
place was Emily. She ended up doing the queer con badge. See if we can locate it. This is it.
We have to photos up in the Def Con forum. >> And ‑ ‑ um, second place we'll just do, go
‑ ‑ real quickly. Second place we have Solomon with the human badge. He did a dental plaster
mold and it looks fabulous as well. And ‑ ‑ [ Applause ] And then third place we had Tyler
and Brian with their version of the lost badge from 19. I think it was beautiful point pen on
vinyl, but it looked pretty damn convincing. >> Unbelievable. >> Thank you to those who
participants. >> And for the prizes we don't have official badges to give out. We have
counterfeit. Some of you have may have seen this before. So, to Emily, she will be getting
the BC19 Über badge counterfeited made out of real titanium and perfect and for the
runners up perfect clones of lost badges themselves. Thank you very much. [ Applause ] >>
Okay. Up next ‑ ‑ ah, good friend of mine and just a really genuinely nice guy, every
year for the past, what? Four or five years? Six years, he has donated his time and money that
he makes from selling his art to the electronic frontier foundation. Eddie, like I said,
great man. [ Applause ] And ‑ ‑ this year his contributions were $4,100 to the EFF and $4,100
for charity. [ Applause ] So ‑ ‑ so we want to give a big thank you to Eddie. All right.
Next up do we have any from the creative short story contest? Chop‑ chop. >> Ah, so my name is
Aarhus. Some of you know some, some don't. If you don't know me, you will, soon, I'm not the
quietest person around. However, my contest is in quiet. In the second year, I took it over from
Nikita, this is a creative writing story. The only way to enter is registered on the
forum. It occurs on the forum at Def Con. However that goes. The prizes are entered to that
year's Def Con. All that you have to do is write a short story, make it good and to the
team ‑ ‑ theme. If I like it I give you a badge. Simple as that. I would like to see more
of you do it. The people who won this year, a collaborative effort, and they did an amazing
story. Can you please stand up. Todd and le‑ ‑ Lyra, there you are. Come over. This is their
first time. They wrote together. A beautiful story and a fantastic plot. We check for
spelling and grammar and we check that, too. We have free badges that we give them
Thursday. That could be you. So go to the forums and join. Show me your work. >> Thank you,
Aarhus. All right. Next up we have two contests that are sort of mushed together because we
didn't have a lot of floor space here. Both cool and they had a good turnout. So please come on
up. [ Applause ] >> I'm abstract. I decided that running one contest apparently was too
boring. So I decided two. One is a space paddle game played in with sequel commands. And the
other is a robot battle game played with deaf coin. I wanted to do something and Def coin
this year. That was awesome. We probably had one of the best battles I have seen for the
championship round. Two players were working on their scripts for months if not years battling
each other. That was the topman ended up being sis fix for the win. He took home a .5 Bitcoin.
Following him was oh, Mr. Glass. Oh, I got a screen, great. Mr. Glass and
quicksilver, they played great. All right, Mr. Glass in here, anyway, coin drives is awesome,
35,000 transactions take place. The Def coin network only has 70,000 transactions on it since
April. So, we were pretty much 99% of that this weekend. And for schema, we had 26 million
events take place in the database. So they are great contests. If you would like to
learn more, they run all year round. Thank you,. [ Applause ] >> All right. Now one of Def
Con's mini capture the flag context. Wireless CTF. Do we have anyone from wireless CTF?
Hustle up guys. Come on. >> Your girlfriend didn't either. [ Applause ] All right. I'm Vic,
and ‑ ‑ myself are chaos, Rick, Russ, Justin and where is dray on, he gave us a lot of help,
too, and put on the wireless village. We had 25 speakers this year 1/2 a packed audience.
Apologized to everyone who tried to get in and couldn't. And to those that we had to kick out
and holler at because you were blocking a thing. We have been promised a larger space next
year. We will see if they come through. Here is Rick put together one hell of a contest.
I'm going to let Rick talk about that. >> So we had 17 teams play. It was a much more
difficult contest this year than last. The guys that came back this year put together a pretty
all‑ star team, and called themselves all cats. They did amazing. Where are they? Stand
up. They spent four days breaking into all kinds of shit, they got a ton of prizes. We
just want to thank you, guys for playing as well as the rest of the team. [ Applause ] >>
Awesome. So this next contest as we're waiting for them to get up here, project Q. This is a
unique one, because we squashed them with another contest. This guy does this really killer
contest. This is really, hard, nobody has ever won it. We had how about you connect with
project two. If that works out and somebody can actually win your contest, you guys might get
bigger and better prizes. So a bit of unique one, I will let them talk more about it. Go
ahead. >> Greetings. My name is catatonic I'm with project two. Of 82 teams of miserable fools
and scumbags. Three teams were most miserable and foolish. Project two is proud to announce
first place go to no hand letters. Sorry you took third. Second place was NA who did, I
think he was actually a split. We put a team limit on our teams. He was split off from our
winning team, which is the autobits for which, yeah. Get your asses up here. Fuck, I
thought you guys were right behind me. So we usually do not so great prizes and these guys
will probably be hungry. So I got them a box of cereal, but there are five of them so they
will have to eat it in parallel. [ Applause ] >> All right. Up next we have one of my personal
favorite contests. Because I love this fucking game. Hack fortress. It pits people playing
fortress against hackers. >> Hello. How many guys have seen us play hack fortress twosome
hey. That's better. How many of you guys have seen us play hack fortress? It is really great. We
have fortress two players going and hackers going doing battles back and forth. We're doing
here. >> All right. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. [ Applause ] [ Laughter ] >>
Sorry for the rush guys in a big hurry and a lot of ground to cover and not much time. Up
next ‑ ‑ crack me if you can. No results reported. Anyone? Real quick, crack me if you can.
Password cracking contest. This team winners were team hash cat, they are here, get your ass up
here. We give team pro is second, we had a street team as well. And it was team from
Carnegie Mellon that came in. They win $600 once they release all of their write ups how they
did it and their tools and that we get all updated tools. [ Applause ] >> Thank you. Up next
we have a crash and compile. Which is a really, really cool game that involves a lot of
drinking and coding as well. >> Real quick, why they are getting up here. We did want to mention,
this game they polished through three kegs of beer playing this game. >> Yeah. That's, that's
why Def Con drinks the most. >> All right. First place, broken Z Dick's. They won favorite name
team. Team Frank came in second. Where are you guys at some yeah. I know, where are they? They
won. Come get your things. >> All right. Up next we have so hopelessly broken. Anyone from
that contest. No. No. Results reported. Hacker jeopardy. Hacker jeopardy. They are, come
up, quick, quick. >> All right. I'll keep it quick. We have 150 days submitted in our first
contest. The main submitter was Craig young from tripwire, but up ‑ ‑ get up here. And also
average business user Michael Lucy, and chase Schultz submitted zero dates that
resulted in a full router compromise. Team burke won the 15,000 points and Craig cones
and team night watch. Come on up. >> Hacker jeopardy. By the way, does this look familiar? It
says pack a jar, what did he do? Nobody knows the line? You guys are pathetic. Yeah. He did.
Hey. Eric and Karen here, the couple that got engaged at hacker jeopardy. We have a card
from the crew, come up and get it. We have results. >> We had three decent games and one
really shittying one. Taking a WIKI leak was the only game to make it to jeopardy. They won.
Epier game two nicely done. We for game three won it. But our reigning champion. Win job, are
you there. This is the first year for qualifiers. We had only 40 teams that come down. So next
year show your ass up, and until then, don't fuck it up, don't fuck it up, don't fuck it up. >>
I think hacker jeopardy. Up next we have hacker pyramid. Hacker pyramid. [ Applause ] >> How
many people showed up to see hacker pyramid? Thank you each and every one of you. We counted
98 the first night and 112 the second night. You fucks. Had a great year this year, technical
problems. An incredible save on the final night due to a fan blowing out on the server that
was running the game. Picked up the laptop ‑ ‑ a ‑ ‑ 40 something‑ year‑ old hacker
woman grabbed a bag of ice. Shoved it underneath the laptop and away you go. All of your 20‑
year‑ old mother fucks, you got beat by a mother of five. [ Applause ] Yeah. Think about it.
Our winners ‑ ‑ rich mogul and ‑ ‑ Mike from penmore. Come on Mike. They won 100 Canadian
dollars and 10,000 Def coins. Because there is 10,000 in their somewhere. We think it is
because Mike is from Canada that he was able to win. We think. Second place was Dan, they got
$20 in Canadian tire hundred ‑ ‑ money. And there is no third place. Fuck off. [ Applause ] >>
All right. Next up we have the network forensics puzzle contest. >> Hey, guys. We're
with network forensics puzzle contest. Our fifth year hosting. A great turnout. 264 teams
registered. Seven rounds of network forensics fun. First two teams, second place, finished 52
hours and 7 minutes. Top pole and team blue. We had a tie, and first place was dofer and 49
hours and 3 minutes. So thank you guys and we'll see you next year. [ Applause ] >> All right.
Up next we have packet detective. Do we have anyone from packet detective. All
right. You didn't report results and no one is standing up. The TDRfill ‑ ‑ film contest.
Anyone? Sorry ‑ ‑ saved by the gun. >> So this is the first year of the TDR film contest. We
had seven teams sign‑ up and four entries. The contest is you make a film in 5 minutes or
less and has 48 hours to make it when you get to Def Con and register. The contest is science
fiction, T.V. science fiction, better yet and the winner to the contest will be announced at the
closing ceremony where you will be able to see the winning entry. That's all that I got.
Thank you very much. >> Thank you. [ Applause ] All right. Up next we have SECTF for kids. >>
We're prepared. I got to throw stuff out. Who wants it? Josh just told me a book is too hard
to through. Really? Come on. Come on. See? There we go. No witches here. So a lot of people
signed up and kids and families sign‑ up for this. First time finished in five hours for the
love of God, thank you, we made the kids suffer. Every year they get up here do it in an hour, I
feel demoralized the last team from 9:00 to 6:00 p.m. The salmon waffles was the first
place. They had to go. And the second place was the electronic Sames are. It is on the screen,
I can read what I sent in. All right. Thank you, coleslaw, that is awesome, hopefully we can do
the next year, it is bigger and better. Thanks, guys. [ Applause ] >> All right. Temper evident
contest are you ready? I'm going to give you 30 seconds and I'm going to gong you just because.
>> I knew it, this is the contest this year. Got a box. You got this great piece of
origami, there was 16 pieces the winning team was epiparted of them. They actually found a new
exploit for padlock seals like you find on gas meters 15 seconds. Undetectable thank you
so much all of the teams and prior to the event building goglines and random 27, they all
win a ‑ ‑ R fiddler. Come see me and pick them up. It is an amazing time. Thank you. >> Up
next is warlock games. Warlock games. [ Applause ] >> How is everybody doing at Def Con. All
right. All right. This year, warlock claims our second time around it is about digital
forensic hacking techniques we wrapped digital security in there. We had over 400 people
sign up for it, and pretty top scores out of 7,000. The top team is 12,230 from the Ukraine.
And a team, pink pather 12,180. They are actually on a plane back to South Korea. And tie
2750. And team nol fourth and Lucy at fifth. Deep competitors along the way. This is what the
challenge board looks like zipping across here. If you are there, see us in front. A mini
iPad for first place. A laptop for second, and a Samsung tablet for third. Hope to see you next
year at Def Con 23. >> All right. Next up we have zapping Rachel. Come up. >> Hi, I'm
Carol with the Federal Trade Commission. Thank you for having us here doing the zappal Rachel
condition. We had only 100 registers and we have prizewinners who are eligible to
$17,000 in prices. They will help us despite the discourage of Rachel and robocalls. So
thank you for phase I of the honey pot challenge, the high score was night hawk. For phase
II attacker robo call circumvention center. The highest score was Jean and for
phase III. We had terrific end violence. We are three hi, scores here. A data analytic
challenge, extremely close. The participant who scores 3rd was dark typhoon. The participant
who was second highest was Shaun beck. And the high score was violent snowstorm. So winners we
will be in touch and thank you all. Congratulations. [ Applause ] >> So I know they were really
pressed and wanted to rush and get it done. I'm happy about that. However, zapping Rachel,
who is Rachel. This is a robo call context. The FTC called us up and were like the FTC wants
to do a contest. So we had to do a background check to verify that everyone from the FTC
wanted to do this. And what is your contest. You know how somebody cops you, ( Speaking
foreign language ) and they are like, no. I don't speak spanning and you are robo calling me from
Mexico. They are like, yeah. We get 80% of our complaints that comes into the FTC is that
stupid robo call thing. What if we can come to the hacker community and say can you help
us crack the nut and get the problem solved. Apparently you guys did a great start moving
forward. If I'm not mistaken, we will be doing it again next year. We're on the fence on it.
A way would love you to have it come back next year and continue that moving forward. If you guys
really, really hate the robo calls this is the contest you want to do. Thanks. [ Applause ]
>> All right. Next up we have hacker war games. Hacker war games. Here we go. >> Hello.
This is cutune. This is the second year I have done this. Most people don't know about it.
It is a tactical warfare game can, using real handguns. Running a course trying to
shoot targets it is on the DC area, it is before Def Con. I have several different classes
but the only real classes that were winning were the one shot snipe shot, a really hard shot,
and nuclear Steve won that. So he won bags and then the standard handgun shot, that Dr.
Tron, he is back in Los Angeles. And then seize got the long rifle gun competition, which he
got almost a perfect score. So that's pretty much it. [ Applause ] >> All right. And
last, but certainly not least. The Def Con shoot. Do we have someone from Def Con shoot that
wants to speak? Okay. Well, the shotgun in the desert. Good fun. That's all that we have for you.
I would like to thank you all for attending this year. We had really great contest. We
appreciate when you guys participant. The only thing that is left is the closing
ceremonies in tract 1. Be there or don't. Track two. Excuse me. Closing ceremonies track 2.
Thank you. [ Applause ] >> Whoever borrowed this is from, please come up so I can give it
back to you. >> All right. Everybody sitting in the sections near the exits. We are
going to seat the black badge contestants in this section by the exits. Yes. The section
closest to the doors. So if you would like to stay for closing ceremonies, which who wouldn't,
please move into the center section or to the other side because only black badge
contestants are going to be in this section. Now, if you are a black badge contestant, guess
what I'm going to say next? All right. Everybody out. Yeah. Yes. This room is going to be empty.
So ‑ ‑ >> He doesn't know what he is talking about. Oh, really? >> All right. Ladies and
gentlemen I have two things to do. Number one if your near the back wall, get away from it,
they are going to break it for closing ceremonies. Number two, if you in the section closest to
the doors sitting there. Come to the next section over, closer to me, we need to reserve that for
black badge winners and contest winners. Those people closest to the doors come towards me, or
get the hell out of the doors if you want to go. I don't care. If you're next to the wall, get the
hell away from the wall, come into the room. If I go by the wall and go like this, and I
touch somebody, I will immediately slug them with my fist of doom. So stay away from
the wall and come away from the doors. Okay? Come away from the doors. Come away from the walls.
This ain't hard. We have already screwed stuff up. >> The option is, if you don't do that ‑ ‑
they're going to make us vacate the room. >> Yeah. >> So be nice.