THE DARK TANGENT: All right,
We're going to try something new.
It's going to be kind of a shocker
It's something we haven't really done
It's called starting on time.
(Laughter).
(Cheers).
And we've you are going
up the closing a bit.
Every year we try
and be sensitive to your time.
Normally it's it used to be two hours.
How many remember that?
Yeah.
Then it was an hour and a half.
And now we're targeting an hour.
So you can get out of here and get
out a little bit more.
So we're going to try to do it in an hour.
So before we really get started,
How many people noticed this year,
to make things a little bit better
One is five more minutes
crushed getting from room to room.
Was that good?
(Cheers and Applause).
Excellent!
Okay.
So we'll stick with that then,
like 45 minute talk was that much
Excuse me.
We have a tradition
And I believe we have
A Mr. what is it?
THE DARK TANGENT: Dark Tangent.
Mr. Tangent.
THE DARK TANGENT: I'm supposed
Yes, you are.
All right.
To Jeff sorry.
Mr. Tangent is going to represent
Thank you for coming.
THE DARK TANGENT: Cheers!
(Cheers and Applause).
So as I was saying I was saying,
Very smooth alcohol.
(Laughter).
The finest that money can buy.
So that was one thing
into the villages.
We almost doubled the sizes
So that was good.
(Cheers and Applause).
So you noticed we took away space
gave it to the villages and that whole
into smaller sections,
and make new friends and kind
of creative problem solving thing going
We added 20 stations
and they were, like, filled.
Next year we
And it's (Applause).
So you can sort of see where this
We might actually,
to cut a track of speaking
all of these other villages
participate in.
That's really where we are trying
into smaller problem solving groups
will be
to try to just really pick
and that's what's happening.
I'm glad you guys are buying in on it.
So very good.
Yay team!
(Applause).
So we're now going to start
And this is a tradition we have done
We will announce all the winners
We have up here
the winners
into DEF CON for life.
It changes year
the contests are, based
technical skill needed and
everybody always plays
and hacker jeopardy always
It's also first year of the new capture
So I think they have done
So we will be finding out who
So I have got my sheet.
I've got my numbers
five minutes.
Wait.
You have two more minutes.
THE DARK TANGENT: I have two
See, look!
Look at that!
You know,
we will be threatened.
We will be confused
So I'm going
chaos monkey
a curve and not go with it.
There's
somebody has found up on stage.
So I want to introduce Lockheed.
Remember last year when Lockheed
(Applause) It's like,
LOCKHEED: Yeah,
THE DARK TANGENT: That's right.
It's a curse and a blessing.
So I would like to introduce Lockheed,
of the items here, and we're going
of our staff that are retiring,
(Laughter).
So we fully expect
and doing something else, but for now,
and transitioning into something else.
So Lockheed, take it away.
LOCKHEED: All right.
(Applause) First question,
they have survived DEF CON now?
(Applause).
I have some bad news for you,
(Laughter).
First of all, I have really got
We have an amazing staff that puts this
We work literally all year
So I have got to call
Cheryl Andulio with production,
with security,
Speaker operations,
(Applause).
The network team who provides you
(Applause).
Contests and event
PYR0: Yeah.
LOCKHEED: Registration who made
as quick as possible!
(Cheers and Applause).
Dispatch which you guys don't see,
and actually talking to each other.
The swag guys for, you know,
(Applause).
Info booth
to things that were wrong
(Applause).
Our Quartermaster staff
and gets dolled out for you guys.
The press corps for making sure
(Applause).
The arts and entertainment crew
ass artists who enjoy the parties
(Applause).
And, of course, Neil and Nakita
and having to actually deal with him
(Applause).
And how many people saw
(Cheers).
Good?
You liked it?
Yeah?
So we definitely have
for all of their hard work giving
to make this happen.
(Applause).
Now, as Jeff said,
an active fantasy life.
So we would like to take just
the people who believe that
(Laughter).
So we want to start
operations for the last 20 years.
Zac?
(Cheers and Applause).
Thank you, DEF CON!
Thank you
(Cheers and Applause).
THE DARK TANGENT: So just
is you can't afford to come back,
in for free forever.
(Cheers and Applause).
Now we have done this
and it probably won't make it
but we had this special plaque made
You are first person to ever receive it.
Sort of lifetime achievement award.
Goon emeritus.
(Applause) Thank you, DEF CON!
(Cheers
TANGENT: So we'll see you again next
Yeah, I will be keeping an eye
Thank you so much.
THE DARK TANGENT: Well,
You need to keep the time too,
until the next CON so here's
That's from the security goons.
This is from all the security goons,
Thank you.
(Applause).
LOCKHEED: And, Zac,
and having dinner and knowing how
and you are really good
we wanted to provide you this very nice
(Laughter).
Now, just remember just remember
at the airport, this
(Laughter).
So congratulations.
(Applause).
Thank you, everybody!
And here's to another 20 years
We have seen it change so much
We have grown up as a community,
to say we are fucking awesome!
So keep it up!
(Cheers and Applause).
THE DARK TANGENT: You may have
playing, but Roamer has been
One of my good friends and as soon
he moved to California.
(Laughter).
I don't know what's up with that.
ROAMER: You needed somebody
Now he's five minutes from the colo.
He can swap
I don't know how I really want
You found a niche
You have done really well
It feels really bad in losing them.
You have done a great job
and promoting them.
It will be left in good hands, right?
It better be because you
ROAMER: Yeah,
work exactly
but THE DARK TANGENT: So,
Also probably not safe for x ray.
So if so if Zac is goon emeritus,
ROAMER: Goon drunkess.
THE DARK TANGENT: Guitarus
You are the second ever goon emeritus.
Roamer has been with us
I think he's put in his 12 years.
ROAMER: A little bit.
THE DARK TANGENT: So you don't
you have been with us for at least ten.
So you have just made the cut, man.
Thank you very much.
It will be really sad seeing you go.
ROAMER: Thanks.
THE DARK TANGENT: Anything you
(Applause).
ROAMER: The only thing I want
you know, all of these years.
This has been an absolute blast.
I have always done it
done it because I love you guys
is without you.
So thank you all for showing
And next year let's
(Applause) THE DARK TANGENT:
embarrassing picture of Noid.
(Laughter).
And if you look at the if you look
a DEF CON 5 badge.
So Noid is one of a handful
since DEF CON 1.
I think there's Connell,
and Jenner Grannick came
Not only did he stick
He put in 21 years at DEF CON.
I do this presentation and it has
from DEF CON 1 sticking
of these people and
It's bittersweet to see Noid move on.
I support him.
He's really revolutionized
It went from an ad hoc, hey,
and tell me when they are lighting
floating gasoline or something.
(Laughter).
So you seem to put
Would you like to do that full time, sir?
So he's done a fantastic job
from us.
He's emeritus number three.
Anyway, it's just it's one
to see you go, man.
You have we'll see if you come back.
(Laughter).
Thank you so much.
(Applause).
(Cheers and Applause).
Give it up!
(Cheers and Applause).
THE DARK TANGENT: Uh oh,
What is going on back there?
(Music).
(Whistling) Speech!
Speech!
So can I talk into this one?
Damn!
(Laughter).
Are you going to cry?
No, I'm not going to cry.
First off, thank you, Jeff.
Thank you.
THE DARK TANGENT: You're
And everyone else
a pleasure for the last 21 years.
It's amazing that I have been able
of this thing and watch it grow from,
to we have storage rooms larger than
(Laughter).
But what I really want to say
to lead them all of these years.
And I think you all are going
will be replacing me.
Give it up for CJ.
(Cheers and Applause).
And, again, thank you
for the last I think we have been
what, DEF CON 5 or DEF CON 2?
Yeah, 2.
Jesus!
Yeah.
Thanks for letting me be a part
a part of it and I'm looking forward
Also, I have two people
They have both put in well
they have been a critical part
Luna Slud, get up here, Linda.
(Applause).
So with your ten plus years
you guys both have earned your black
You have earned your black badge!
(Cheers and Applause).
Again, thank you, everyone,
And I'm sure I will probably see you
Don't go anywhere.
(Cheers and Applause).
Yeah, for those
will tell a really quick story.
In the planning for DEF CON 20,
Jeff asked Noid, is there anything
One word ...
battle axes!
(Laughter).
So We're still waiting on them.
We give you goon caliber.
(Applause).
And it's sharp!
(Laughter).
I got a fucking battle ax!
Yes, you do.
Someone sweet overheard,
Sweet!
By the way, you signed this yourself.
Yes, yes.
No one told me not to.
(Laughter).
Would you have paid attention
Eh.
That's true.
Thank you.
I'm Sky Dog.
Hi, everyone.
Are we having fun yet?
(Applause).
Watch it now, watch it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Figure it out on your own.
My first DEF CON was 11 years ago.
This is now my ninth year
At year three, I earned my goon coin.
When I don't have it in my pocket
in the safe.
I treat it
It's a symbol of our brotherhood.
Three years ago,
I got a set of challenge coins made
in our community.
Outside ring
Loyalty, fraternity and honor, sacrifice,
I give these away to the people
qualities, and who have gone
You, sir, are the recipient of number 15.
Please take the coin.
(Cheers and Applause).
Thank you, sir.
You stand relieved, sir.
Can someone take this ax
(Laughter).
Are you really sure you want
Could someone else take the ax?
(Laughter).
Noid, the team has already prepared
for you which says that you
Now here's where I get all weepy.
(Applause).
THE DARK TANGENT: You might
if you take the winder it comes
Remember that tonight.
(Laughter).
Good luck, everybody.
THE DARK TANGENT: Thank you.
Thanks.
(Applause).
(Music).
This is the goon theme tune.
LOCKHEED: All right.
Well, for first time in a very long time,
the network slides.
You should cheer at that point.
(Cheers).
All right.
So let me introduce Efffn who has taken
Louis.
How is it going, guys?
(Cheers).
So let's go real quick oh,
Seven minutes?
That's too long.
So we're going to go
about the network team,
In case you don't know yet, this
We provide the wired infrastructure.
We've spent all week here,
vendors, contests, goons, servers,
from Jeff is connected to the network.
The wireless network,
which we're going to talk about it.
(Laughter).
And the DCTV as well.
So if you are watching from your room,
So what else?
The timeline.
I know most of you know this already,
is we get here
and we do setup for three days,
We have a very awesome team.
And then once
the last minute requests show
keep it working and add some stuff
So and tomorrow we leave.
We are packing up and we leave.
But as Steve said, we planned this
from the network side either,
about what's going to happen
we already have some planning stuff,
for things and when stuff gets red
that's when we have lots of calls
The wired infrastructure, number one,
of 120 mega bits per
it's not that much, I have more
At DEF CON 14,
So I think we're doing good.
And what else with you?
We have we use free BSD firewalls.
(Cheers).
TMX switches and a whole punch
For the wireless stuff, we still have
Aruba 6000 switch
Louise, did you burn
No.
We pegged the bandwidth, right?
Yes, we have a slide for that.
Oh, you learned well!
Talking about Internet traffic,
you guys somehow either nobody here
of course you stop using
to the bar and the casinos.
(Laughter).
But during the party you can see, like,
everyone was using that.
Really those dips are where
One way or another.
As for the that was the Internet traffic.
This is and I will go
We will make this available
The interesting thing
on the network and was working well
and we had to apply some quality
the whole network.
As for wireless statistics, this
So we pegged around 600 users.
But we had almost 4,000 unique MAC
We know it doesn't mean anything,
(Laughter).
Some stuff about statistics.
We don't have, like, an historic one
of attacks
about 801 attacks as well.
There's better information there
And on the right hand side,
This is like the realtime coverage
We always have issues.
Some of them are sort of expected,
We enjoyed this as well.
So this year we should make a T shirt,
DEF CON secure as MAC,
next year DEF CON secure should be
(Cheers).
And I would like to thank.
This is the team.
Everybody's name is there.
They do an amazing job.
As I said, we do a lot of planning
we hit the ground here, it's a lot
This is a busy week
they really put their heart and soul
including in the transition phase,
(Applause) And
I don't know where Heather is.
She's trying to retire but she can't.
LOCKHEED: It was really interesting.
Heather was trying to hang
to do work and that OCD just kept
over and grab something
and push her back to her chair.
It happened for the last four days.
Yes, she got kicked
a few times and I would
of work that he has put in.
As I said, this is a busy week
as well and once we hit the ground,
So Mac, thank you.
(Applause).
I would like to thank the hotel,
they're amazing.
They help us out a lot.
We have a Twitter account so you can
to be posting much stuff
But this presentation is going to go
You have there the website.
Any feedback,
THE DARK TANGENT: Next year we
the wireless gear for next year.
So we will get more stuff.
(Cheers and Applause).
THE DARK TANGENT: Thanks, Jeff.
And lastly, I have 55 seconds.
I would like to thank
up in the NOC and said and dropped
for us saying I worked
nobody sees you guys.
Nobody knows everything.
But you make it work and you take no
This guy dropped off some stuff for us.
Thank you, whomever you are!
(Applause).
THE DARK TANGENT: Okay.
Next up, we are going to have Mico,
for the DEF CON kids.
Thank you.
If Chris and win, if you are here,
We had about 300 kids
for Rootz DEF CON kids.
(Applause).
And the kids found
will be responsibly disclosing to a lot
(Applause).
Yeah.
So we had we had six contests this
So kids, a lot of them have gone home,
around and you are a contest winner,
it go ahead and start your way up here.
I'm going to start
Sass crack.
Yeah,
Sass crack for the kids where
into a site that looked a lot
they learned how to break
All six kids but Sneaky McLaughlin
in that group.
If you are around, come on up.
Another contest we had that I think was
in the entire kids world this year was
about the Samsung Smart TV hack
of the researchers taught you how
on 150 million Samsung TVs out there.
Well, they also showed the kids how
out it's really easy to find 0days
So three of the kids found 0days
And they will responsibly disclose
of money for them
and Facebook have bug bounty
We showed the kids how to (Applause).
submit.
And as part of that, they had to pledge,
with this knowledge that they had
of their bounty proceeds to the ACLU
So we also made some money
(Applause).
So Bryce got third place in that contest.
Bryce, if you are here, come on up.
Neil got second place and Sci fi got first
They all found 0days.
(Applause).
Bunny muffins also had a contest.
We had a scavenger hunt this year,
but without the kissing or
like that, obviously.
And the rainbow team won.
So rainbows, come on up.
(Applause) Sci fi had her contest
she teaches all the other kids how
and Cryptina won,
Chris Hadnaggy are you here
Go quick and then win.
I'm going, I'm going.
Hey, little guys, let me jump in front
Okay.
So we have no time, Bella,
They were first place winners,
This year we had a lot of help.
Michele and Amanda and
and we were told it was one
They traversed all different types
people shooting nerfs at their head
Great job, guys.
Great job.
(Applause).
Those are by the way,
with hidden cameras in them.
Which by the way,
(Applause).
Okay, guys.
We are going off stage, either way.
AUDIENCE MEMBER: You guys
They rock, hmm?
(Cheers and Applause).
Mass confusion.
This was first year
This was awesome.
I want to thank Jeff and Nico
to fucking curse at any
As a result, I certainly do owe EFF
for each fucking word I oh, never mind.
I had two great teams 7
they are better than any adult hacker
(Applause).
So we have already been talking
a DEF CON kid.
My Little Ponies won 7 12.
They got the rewards and prizes.
If you are here, stand up.
We don't have a lot of time.
13 to 17 year olds
awesome and one word of advise
haters about what we are doing
have them go fuck themselves.
Bring them on.
Bring the kids here!
It is awesome!
They are the next generation.
Thank you!
(Cheers and Applause).
THE DARK TANGENT: My Little
(Laughter).
I keep thinking of the pony awards.
Okay.
We're going to talk
We had a lot
at DEF CON and for various number
to talk about the let's go
So Mel, do you want to talk about that?
Or have you disappeared Mr. Mel?
Stealth.
THE DARK TANGENT: What have
He's here.
He's way over there.
THE DARK TANGENT: Okay.
Mel used
over the remember
and then we would hack
and other goons' faces in there.
And then before that the dunk tank.
And they are like, well,
of getting a little old.
What should we do?
Well, we could do the dunk tank.
And Mel is like, fuck no!
I'm not standing
So instead he's kind of taken
and so when one thing ends
and I want to hand it off to Mel
fund raising activities that we have had
about the numbers that we have
So Mel?
(Applause).
Okay.
So we are going to okay.
Hey!
DEF CON!
(Laughter).
Okay.
So, wow, its been really busy this time,
on that I want to tell you
and I will try to run through it.
Okay.
There were a lot there were ten different
to the EFF, the summit, hack a jar
up here and talk about that.
They are doing an awesome job.
I won't give their number.
I promised I wouldn't do that.
But there are other, the Mohawks.
Any of you got Mohawks this time?
Let's see.
Stand 'em up.
Stand 'em up!
All right.
Well, the Mohawks
(Cheers and Applause).
How about that for craziness.
Okay.
Yeah, go Mohawk!
And our fantastically bizarre
he has raised $3,000
Yeah!
Boy, that's something.
(Applause).
And not to be undone, we also have
flapjacks for freedom,
I'm just making it up.
Then we have cycle overdrive, it's
Pedaling it from coast to coast,
Info booth, did any of you go
for what's going on, where
Even some of the people
They got $642 in donations
Unbelievable!
(Applause).
Unbelievable!
And the list goes on!
Wi Fi Village, Wi Fi Village is there
Okay.
Open Wi Fi.
You rule!
And we've got in the Hardware Village,
to solder
They raised $600 for the EFF.
(Applause).
And not to be forgotten,
of you see hacker jeopardy?
Yeah?
Yeah, that's my boys.
My buddy team, they won that.
Props out, major props out to them.
SoCal views.
They raised $118 to kick in as well.
(Applause).
Now, I'm going to hold
because there's a couple
a little bit about the EFF.
For those of you who don't know,
is the Electronic Freedom Foundation,
And as long as DC won Drink!
Did I fuck it up?
Hey, audience,
Electronic Foundation, correct.
I always mess it
of freedom thing on it.
I'll drink.
They are responsible
I love the EFF.
Okay.
Great.
Where were we?
Anyway, as long
plus one year, so my plus one buddies,
to protect your digital rights
is very concerned
(Cheers).
All right.
For many years, we have talked
We have had talks on it,
about it.
You know, it's been
And the basic focus here
to be some more controls
of this stuff.
Now, many of you know
discussion
who will remain nameless.
You can guess on your own.
Anyways, as a result, corporation
realizing that
the impact of this
of Rights and amendments may be
The EFF is fighting a good fight
And there are many powerful interests
As a result,
I'm asking all of you to go to EFF.org,
Look and see what they are doing.
Be part of it.
Be making a difference.
Be part of the solution.
And that's my message to you.
With that, I think I would
to come up.
And Hack a Jar.
Are you there?
All right.
(Applause).
All right.
I guess the EFF has elected for me
My name is Hack a Jar.
I'm part of Vegas 2.0.
We run our fund raiser
for the electronic frontier foundation.
We convince all the speakers
conferences going on in town
in to a private event, that you have
through to and then you get direct
to all the speakers
to them and get more information
that was great, and move on.
I have this thing that is very similar.
We have a lot
with this format,
testimonials and now
with other people as a result of that
all of these different interesting things
We also have a bunch
and we give away so much stuff there.
As a result, everybody wants
and I don't know if I cue somebody
the actual numbers that we raised.
You ready?
Yeah, so this year at the EFF summit,
by three times and our ultimate record
So this year,
have had something to do with this.
Here's how much we actually raised.
(Cheers and Applause).
Not too shabby for four hours worth
(chuckles).
On the back end, we logged
about of actually planning
I want to congratulate
out and made this number possible
And also if we can hit the button again,
out to all of our vendors that paid
It was a $15,000 bar tab
Thank you Google DFS,
and (Applause).
to CrowdTilt,
to get this going and thank you
the little power packs for you
They are
So thank you all very much and I
Thank you.
(Applause).
Before I turn it back over to Kurt
to give some final totals here.
So at Hack a Jar, keep that up.
You rock!
With the $35,000 plus
the contributions
to a total of $48,175!
(Cheers and Applause).
But wait, but wait, wait.
That's not all!
We have more.
There's more.
Yes, there's more.
It's Ginsu.
It slices and dices and chop.
At the EFF table itself,
they are still counting the money
they have given me so far was
together that's about $93,000.
I think when they are done,
to $100,000 raised this year for the EFF.
Thank you, all of you
out for this!
(Cheers and Applause).
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
You guys are amazing.
It is such an honor tore here,
Your support helps us fight
for your rights to free speech,
all of the things.
We are so honored to be able
support back.
So thank you.
Great, man.
Awesome year.
PYR0: Actually,
I would like to bring
This is the girl this is my lovely wife
They raised money
I wanted to give her a chance
for some of these other organizations.
Hello, I'm Ed.
In addition to the EFF, which
Part of the contributing factor
and Funballs Mohawks.
For those mohawks,
for those two Mohawks.
(Applause).
There's Renderman right there.
I also had PYR0: You look good
I had one guy walk up to me
no idea existed and he raised $1,000
(Applause).
And then there's another lovely woman
In addition
for Charity.
This year, we raised $2,288
So I want to quickly thank you
Call out to my Mohawk Con cutting
all of your lovely heads
was $7,346.58.
(Cheers and Applause).
Thank you.
PYR0: All right.
Next up we are going to talk
of the other fund raisers that we have
These are very near and dear to most
because we have people
affected and who benefit
So I would like to call
if you could come
(Applause).
Do we see them?
Are they here?
Oh, they to take off yesterday.
So the big thing about be the match
A lot of people get freaked
about bone marrow registration
crazy things about how painful it is,
It's beneficial.
I don't have the numbers for you,
up for this and contributed.
They did have a match last year
a DEF CON attendee who was able
they were able to save their life.
(Cheers and Applause).
Blood Kode do we have
Excellent?
Jason is coming up right now.
How is it going, guys?
(Cheers).
We totally did something different this
but I think it was really important.
There were no gimmicks.
There were no contests.
There were no I'm going
if you donate blood,
of the best blood drives they have had.
It's like so we don't need incentives
The numbers were for Thursday,
Friday, 44 donors, 58 donations.
Saturday 45 donors and 65 donations.
Also she wanted to say, Julie,
the people would came
most generous people I have met
With or without, gifts,
in the right place and that speaks
in the community but can see what
So, guys once again,
Y'all made this wonderful
is such a great community
Thank you once again.
(Applause).
So I would just
So being here for so long,
I watched this community grow
Last year, they had
from Blood Kode, it had
She was literally welling
you guys absolutely kick ass.
You totally beat
(Laughter).
And I think that's awesome.
(Applause).
So I would like to say, going forward,
and I would
of blood to DEF CON.
AUDIENCE MEMBER: All
I'm sure we could try
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Everyone
This is a classic example
the world what our community can do.
So stick it to them.
Give them a pint of blood.
(Cheers and Applause).
THE DARK TANGENT: For those
to drink, I want to just take
a little presentation but I would just
we lost two really key people
A lot of you know or knew
Brad was an amazing guy.
This guy always ran at full speed.
His brain was over clocked.
I think that's something that did him in.
He was thinking and talking twice
We want to call out and say while
they will never be forgotten,
Oh!
A quick moment here to just reflect
of the community and what you can do
to something bigger than yourself,
they had a great time doing it.
It wasn't painful.
It was actually really enjoyable
So let's just let's give them
a drink tonight at the bar.
(Applause).
Yeah, so it's pretty amazing when you
will live on, the things
I know when I get hit by my bus,
for me and
is an amazing community.
Okay I won't keep harping on that
So let's kick off the contest winners.
I want to hand that
PYR0: We will go
but in the interest
Most people don't know this Faulker,
his his birthday.
Would you please join me
(Singing).
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear, Faulker.
Happy birthday to you!
(end of singing) (Applause).
PYR0: And many more, sir.
All right.
We will run through these really quick.
For those of you who don't know,
the way that we do contests
I would like to take a second to thank
an idea of how large this department
I first started gooning in DEF CON 7.
There wasn't really a formal contest
but there were people doing contests
They were out in hallways
It was absolutely insane.
Here at DEF CON 21, I tried to retire
of that and I moved
and I'm overseeing two lead teams.
We have 242 employees
the contest lead or their supporters.
Please give a round of applause
all of those to you.
242.
22 of those are just contest
an idea of how crazy it is to try
it's 52 internal divisions that includes
all the individual contests
see there.
It's about one third
So I really want to give a big props
You were exceptional,
(Applause).
All right.
So we are going to go ahead
Beverage cooling contraption,
and Hebrew number 2,
They won by stacking cups on top
through it.
These other two, they were able
That's commonly used
but they did exceptional work.
We got a lot of good information.
Crack me if you can, I don't have
But the winner cracks hundreds
it's absolutely insane.
Inside Pro, and Team Hashcap,
at DEF CON.
Black bag, obviously you can see
I won't get into really hard core on,
where people have to go
virtual security and having
to find files and photograph them
all of that information gets put back
they have been there.
True proper red teaming.
I love
gringo warrior
Winners porno clause
with Harriers and third place,
in the running swords of thunder.
Crash and compile, fink rules won this.
Are you familiar with crash
Did you get to see it?
It's great, isn't it?
I love watching really,
by getting punished by being drunk.
There was one guy
Over there.
See that awesome die.
That thing will kill you if it hits you.
They had to roll that
they would be writing their code in.
One guy was there to get the free beer.
He was like, a, compile, didn't work.
Drink.
B compile, didn't work.
Drink.
DEF CON scavenger hunt, Too Old
the winning team.
Indian Jonesin was team two
It was a crazy, crazy competition.
I really wanted to beat one
a 303 tune to me.
I hate that group.
They took our handle and logo.
Those guys are assholes.
Nobody ever came to get the points.
Exploit hackathon.
It came in and it was their first year
We didn't have anyone that was able
or the contest.
This year, toast kicked its ass!
So big props and big ups to him.
Hackers against humanity, this
If you guys have not seen this,
the decks out for free.
You will be able to get the PDF
They have decks available
but the winning teams, Ass1,
and number three was Keith.
(Laughter).
Yeah, Keith.
What a good handle, buddy!
Nobody else here
Network forensic puzzle contest,
and Tom Pohl was number two.
Again, first year contest
They all different kinds
in order to win, different types
were there.
It was really cool.
Casey won,
and Enrique What's
PYR0: Really horrible handles when
sign up with a contest,
Give them your handle.
Hack fortress,
Best team Forstress two player was
and winning team was Jolly & Friends
Again, you guys are kicking ass
I appreciate all the work that Logan
to bring that to DEF CON.
It's one of the more popular contests.
Definitely try it out.
If you can play the damn video game,
to do the lacquer side of it.
Hacker pyramid,
Lamb child.
It's over a microphone, I just kind
(Slurring).
But, yes, they won again.
This is two years in a row.
And they just absolutely go
single time.
You need
THE DARK TANGENT: Wait,
Canadian pennies.
He split them
I think it was
5,000 Canadian penny necklace
How can you carry 10,000 pennies
I expect to see another one next year
(Inaudible).
PYR0: There you go.
THE DARK TANGENT: Okay.
PYR0: For those who didn't hear it,
to the McCurial Fund.
For those of you who don't know what it
It's a fund set up to get hackers
to help them break into this community.
(Applause).
Pimp my rascal.
This was awesome!
If you guys didn't see
out with lights and an IV drip
We can't announce a winner
the best ones all work on my staff
allowed to participate
So next year, go enter rascal.
I was going to bring it up.
It's $70 for the entire weekend
to walk around so that your feet aren't
Project two, ponies.
Team RDG, yeah, dyslexia is a bitch!
And then PTFS and then soapy,
is another one of those where
they spend year round getting ready
up and ask to play project 2.
It's a fun multi approach type
Definitely look into it.
Beard and mustache contest.
You can see the winners up there.
I won't go through each one of them.
This year,
he will step down.
I guess he will try to hand
if he's interested in running it,
Red beard
with a brand new competition
tell you anything about it,
but you do not want to miss it!
In my opinion, it's going to be one
first year competitions we have ever
Snowden look a like contest.
Now, this was
and a half before we gotten,
down and closed.
When he called me up, we had to do it.
Red snow won.
The real Edward Snowden came
Snowy was number three.
And ionic was number four
number five.
Tamper evident this year,
It's become such a popular contest
tamper evident
up sharing
they did their competition,
to see people wandering
of learning the technologies.
Jeff created this contest three years
Ago and in its incredible
This year, first place, winner was
the mother fucking professionals
You did an exception job.
Again to all the villages,
(Applause).
This is a first year competition,
The winners were Friday,
to make a recommendation next year,
Jeff gets the final say
I make the recommendations
work and effort they had to put
(Applause) Scheme averse, this
in and hacking a huge database,
Shepherd took first place, Yin got
And final bit Goyne Penopolus
the best hack was Yin and Shepherd.
They were talking
I guess, one of the guys,
and loaded his thing completely full
get any money.
(Applause).
And then Crispix got honorable
if I remember right it
Warlock Games.
And Hoorman, and the rest
Are wireless, penatholon,
Each one of them a different style
Total Harronic Distort Plus N was
number two and he functioned alone.
He was all on his own and Simon J was
Hacker pyramid, are you here?
I would like you guys to come
on that
in time.
Run!
Here he comes.
You are moving.
Run Forrest, run!
Hi.
(Applause).
What do I have to announce?
Just tell us who the winners were.
I'm a what?
PYR0: Tell us who the winners are.
Zoz and Lintow won.
PYR0: We didn't have it on paper.
Holy shit!
PYR0: Now you are
all the way back.
Give them their black badge.
That's happening.
Zoz, Lintow, get your asses up here.
PYR0: Thank Jeff.
Oh, my God, he's going
Well, fuck me,
to happen.
Lintow already left.
Yes, made the decision.
THE DARK TANGENT: I guess that
No, no.
I wouldn't do that.
So here you go
in dominating hacker pyramid twice
Black badges for you both!
(Applause).
Right on.
THE DARK TANGENT: Excellent.
So very outstanding achievement,
You have to make room
Pardon me as I fall off the stage
for a run: PYR0: Next up,
As you all know, Win retired last year.
Gmark came
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Don't fuck it
Perfect.
Cast members come down here.
We have gone
on his own to a team of ten.
We have Vanna, Kitty is here.
Linow and Fizz Gig, and this
This year is pretty good.
We had finally we got over to track one.
We had enough room and come
It will get even more interesting.
First game we had taking
Second was we call them win job
but Win gives the best HJ ever.
And game three, F ing more than one.
And defending for the fifth time,
And Win job is the new winners.
We have a new set
We have Doc Who, Phrek and J23.
Come on down!
(Cheers and Applause).
Gentlemen, you did not fuck it up.
Not yet, anyway.
They did not fuck it up!
That much.
(Humming).
Congratulations!
Well done.
They will be back next year
Thank you very much!
THE DARK TANGENT: Okay.
We are going to jump
We have to a little bit
to run for an airplane.
And we can't take
because this is too much
As if you have been paying attention,
I wanted to grow size of the scope
and turn it into the World Series
And with the new organizers, legit BS,
the contest more transparent.
And they have also continued
of having teams that have qualified
around the world, prequalify,
from the previous year gets seeded
We had a team
from other countries that never
And it's really been
I want to have legit BS come
of words and then we
and who the winners were.
So let's welcome the new organizers
(Applause).
So when you are ready, take
Okay.
Good evening.
I'm Vito Genovese and we are
and we are proud
the DEF CON 21 capture the flag event.
We are up here and we are going
a quick summary of what
So first of all, we would
for taking a chance on us.
(Applause).
We would also like to thank
for keeping our room clean
(Applause).
We would like to thank
for providing
throughout the whole competition.
(Applause).
And finally, we would like to thank
for running
(Applause).
So this year, we limited teams
And to support this,
services to torment them with.
We also ran the game
for the first time.
So what this meant was each team had
It made it a lot easier for us
the teams without their well owned X86
So DEF CON capture the flag
of computer security competition.
Some teams ended with very,
but they competed well with great skill.
And up next,
Show them the computer again.
For you that didn't appreciate it.
That is the computer that
protecting and hosting.
In the past, the organizers have literally
They hosted all of it in one 1U
It's was amazing.
Glug, glug, dude!
(Applause).
All right.
Hi, I'm Gynophage.
Second and third place teams
they played the game on so
up to first place next year.
They will receive that after closing
Do not come
First place
In third place we had RayonASRT.
(Applause).
In second place, we had the men
(Applause).
And in first place, we had PPP,
(Applause).
Thanks, everybody.
Winning team, please come on up.
You've got to give them their badge.
Run!
Yeah, DT asked
This, I believe,
the DEF CON CTF., though
(Applause).
All right.
Yeah.
How many is your team?
Eight people.
Thank you for legitimate BS
especially for your first time
the plaid parliament
very much.
Our secret techniques are secret.
(Applause).
PYR0: So here are
fucking broke one.
So whoever gets the messed
it out.
PYR0: There you go, Jeff
I can't touch anything
Drink!
(Applause).
I can fix it!
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Drink!
THE DARK TANGENT: Social
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
The social engineering CTF.
PYR0: Yeah.
THE DARK TANGENT: For some
and we don't know who won.
So you will have to come up here
What is my time?
Okay.
So I want to take a couple of seconds
in the audience who kept flagging DEF
You made it possible.
For the guys who moved into our room,
and cool and thank you for that.
I really, really appreciate that.
Pyr0 I love you.
And Cheryl, is she not the queen
PYR0: For those who don't know
She's the event coordinator
and fire marshals and the hotel,
Give her a big round of applause.
Yeah, seriously.
Seriously.
(Applause).
And
around the hallway, give her a hug.
She's still working and we are
Where is DT.
Thank you.
Awesome, awesome this year.
I want to say thank you
What we did,
I won't go
But I want to say, ladies,
I mean, you just murdered us!
Really, seriously.
For the women, for the women!
Wow!
(Applause) I don't normally do this.
There were hundreds
in between the first place winner,
That's how awesome
It just blew us out of the water.
I'm a little embarrassed to be up here.
I should have had Michele do it.
Before I get there, I want
Without this, without Eric, Mack, Jim,
this stuff would have never lapped this
Lily has a flight,
because she won first place, 7:20.
So get her up here, and Lori, Lori,
the second place winner.
Run up here quick.
Woo hoo!
So I want to I want to thank
she gets if I can show you, if I had time,
lockpicks and a shove nice and one
the number 100 SC coin of the year,
Where is it DT?
Where it Pyr0.
This?
The broken one?
This one?
Black badge!
Woo hoo!
Yeah!
That's lily.
Thank you very much.
Go get your plane.
I got one minute left,
Lori gets a similar thing, just not
A bump pick and a lockpick,
but come back next year
Thank you so much.
You women rock!
(Applause).
See you guys next year.
(Applause).
PYR0: All right and at that point I
who can close out.
Again, I THE DARK TANGENT: We
PYR0: You guys make me drink
and I get too drunk to do this shit.
Capture the packet, they are coming
Where are you, gentlemen?
There they are.
We have capture the packet.
What did you think
Yeah?
This year so capture a packet
We have to sort
was my little ponies.
The kids competition It explains
But second place was Digirev
scored 2500 points and thanks
donated two MacBook Pros to them
We trained
You want to have them come up?
Are you out here, Sam Seiler?
All right, come on up.
I've got plenty of time.
I could stay up here.
Where are the badges?
Someone give them to me.
Are these them?
There's another one.
They are going to share one badge.
I think one is going to sneak in and
Here's the one.
All right.
Good job, guys.
You did an amazing job.
And look for us next year
a lot harder challenges.
Yeah, since we still have time
We will hog it.
Really quickly, one
in a little bit of physical security
So the challenge, you had to pull
out of the stream and then figure
and that was the answer.
So good luck next year.
Try a little harder for those
ehhh.
But we had a whole bunch of stuff
We trained 200 people that didn't know
from zero to capturing a lot of traffic.
Come to us and learn.
We have a lot of time left
the Wi Fi sheep hunt.
It was the second year.
We put RFID tags on all the goons
You had to run into two goons
with Here.
I will go.
We tagged them with NFC tags.
This is an NFC tag poster.
And kind of strange, you know,
these tags
yeah, free stuff.
Let's do.
This you put your phones up there
the badges on all of these other people.
And, you know, we are stand
and we brick rolled you.
We gave you discounts on stuff
but we also showed a demo
on your phone and then
to any one of us.
So be very careful.
Use this with caution.
I'm getting some of yours now.
So Thanks
of sheep, capture the packet, everyone,
And thanks Jeff.
(Applause).
LosT: So what did you guys think
(Applause).
So we had a lot of people participating.
It came down to the wire
It was two teams that were, like,
I think that stands
pulled out in front.
If you guys are here, come on up, like,
We are in a hurry.
The MLF guys.
(Applause).
Give them a hand.
So for those of you who don't know,
on the contest.
They had to collect information
of the badge that's
the press, the speakers,
They had to do all types of OTPing
each suit was
they had to OTP all of those to go
a lot to it.
It took them pretty much
So we got one here and due
we are one short.
So you are getting actually three black
So everybody thanks to Jeff for that.
(Applause).
So, you know,
winning technique?
LosT: Do you want to take
and tell something about what you did?
Time and alcohol
but looking at the code and that's it.
I mean, that's really all we did
LosT: What was something that was
oh, my God.
The last thing was LosT: I kind
at the very end they had
and I said it has to be written
(Laughter).
Just one more thing to drive them nuts.
So they worked hard to get
they are racing other teams and
They're like,
I saw them running
Yeah.
LosT: Anyway, guys,
It's an incredibly difficult competition.
(Applause) So.
Again, I hope you guys liked
I'm always open to suggestions
had a little bit of fun looking
PYR0: Make one that I can't break.
THE DARK TANGENT: Have you
When LosT has been working on it,
the physical badge and then last year,
And then this year it was physical.
Hmm.
I wonder what next year's will be?
LosT: I don't know.
Anyway, yeah, so I tried to Yeah,
LosT: So
on the badges, that was actually
They had do different things with OTPs.
I hope you enjoyed the stuff.
(Applause).
THE DARK TANGENT: All right.
So that winds up the awards ceremony.
So I have got just a couple
minor announcements.
One is a reminder for those
if you are missing a badge,
you don't have a real badge,
of real badges up here.
We will swap out, we
and give you
And then I also have
of you guys went
but they are doing an after party,
Everybody is invited.
I would like to see you all fit!
(Laughter).
But, I mean, what do I know.
I've got a text message and he's like,
(Laughter).
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at area, followed at telefreak
They gave
the exact room location.
But go to @telefreak and if you want
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